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Resident Evil: Afterlife Review
A wise man once said “Do not reinvent the wheel, for it is round and round is good.” Of course, he then proceeded to get eaten by a zombie, but hey them the breaks. Resident Evil: Afterlife follows this non-changing … Continue reading
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Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Review
Note: This movie review contains minor spoilers, though if you’ve already seen the original Nightmare on Elm Street I’m not spoiling much. In this day and age of modern cinema there are two things we can always count on: Another … Continue reading
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Avatar Movie Review
Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world and in here is the dream… -Jake Sully Note: This being a recent release, this movie review does not contain spoilers. I’ll post an analytical detailed review later. A … Continue reading
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Twilight Movie Review
Stephanie Meyer be darned I will not be denied my Edward vs. James duel to the death! -Me In November 2008 hordes of eager Twilight fans raced to movie theaters to see their Bella and Edward on the big screen. … Continue reading
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Where the Wild Things Are – 10 Sentence Review
Let the wild rumpus start! -Max Note: The person I went to see this with suggested that I write the review in ten sentences in honor of the book. I am taking her challenge one step further and not only … Continue reading
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Return of the Living Dead Review
You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that’s okay, Darlin’, because I love you, and that’s why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS! -Freddy Back in … Continue reading
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